2006-05-22
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fuck la im going broke.
i caught like so many fucking movies this whole month.since e learning week.
mi3, when a stranger calls, voice, art of seduction (NICENICE), daisy (i thought all korean movies were hot stuff), da vinci code.
GAWD.
math test's on friday.ive decided to blog (for today).

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2006-05-21
perth :))))

hahaha.ive decided to blog again, since im back from perth!
okay lets see:
1st day -
left sg airport at 1am, reached aus at abt 6 plus in the morning.then we took a coach to dwellingup for our camp.okay so my instructors were michelle and luke.lol.we started off introducing ourselves, along with our interests.then we moved on to pitch our brand new tents!NICE DUH. and i was bunking with stan and sengyeow.hoho.thereafter we went canoeing/rafting at bob's crossing.darn the water was like ICY COLD.the coolest water ive been into i swear!its like going for training after some snowstorm.woots.then we had grilled meat for dinner.oh man this isnt even like a camp! million times better than obs.
day 2 -
there was a thunderstorm at the stroke of midnight (well, around there).and luke, being darn hardworking for an instructor (unlike those unprofessional obs ppl), came to help us close up our flysheets!so nice of him!and our nicenice tents withstood the test of rain and we woke up damn thankfully.we started the morning doing navigation exercises (in grps of 4).damn it.i think we were damn pro/lucky.the compass and bearing given was like useless.we were like walking damn religiously towards bearing 190 degrees for our first point, until we REACHED THE TOP OF THE HILL.like damn it.then we thought we missed it alr and walked horizontally across to see if the blug canvas sht was anywhere near.nope it wasnt.then i thought we were REALLY LOST and started walking downwards at bearing 360-190, which was THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION LAH.walkwalkwalk and stanley (thankfully) SAW THE CANVAS. it was like hidden away in the bushes!and michelle was alr camping there, knowing the probabilty of ppl getting lost there was damn high.bleah but that was still the hardest one.in the end we used were left with half the time and we found SIX more flags.damn now u know how disastrous number 2 was.after this we went to pack up our tents and moved to another area to camp in BASHAS.like wtf.dman cold.10 ppl to one.and we did flying fox, which was at least 4 storeys high!taking the first step was the hardest!yeahh.and we had a cozy, emotionally and physically, campfire where we discussed what we like and disliked about the camp.sobsob.everything abt it was fab and no one really brought up hate messages.the camp was a hit in our hearts, much better than those we had before.so we had some desert for supper before we rushed back to the bashas for a gd night's, albeit cold, sleep!whee.
day 3 -
its the last day of our camp.really sad.so i was trying to capture everything on digicam.we did some low rope activity at first before packing up and returning to the main campsite, where we started taking lots of grp photos.then the time came for us to leave in our coaches, sigh.all good things HAVE to come to an end.so we left for perth and went for lunch at sizzler's.yyumm.then after that we took the coach to some fruit farm.lotsa trees, lotsa fruits, thus lotsa fruit trees.really nice scenery i must say.the trees make gd pics.yeah then after that we went to our GOODEARTH hotel, where there's this hottie receptionist called SARAH.DAMN CUTE.and there, we had our dinner at the hotel's cafeteria!
day 4 -
went to the sand dunes for sand boarding.there was this monster magic schoolbus look alike, and it gave us a hell offa gd ride.damn fun, not really a roller coaster ride, but just really bumpy.then we went sand boarding!hoho.the sand's like reallyreallyreally nice.after that we went for lunch before ngoing to the gravity centre where they talk abt physics and astronomy.hahaha.yeah and thats abt it.
ok ill carry on another day.perth was just plain <3 anyway.

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2005-12-09
.friday

hohoho!
DONE WITH ANOTHER WEEK OF TRAINING!!! ((:
okokk lets seee:
tues: 20x50m
wed: 20x50m
thurs: 8 grps of gym + majulah (length) [kena scam]
fri: (almost tio scam again) NOTHING!
hahahaa WHEEEEE!nothing today!NO MAJULAH, NO 20x50!
omfg <333!

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2005-12-05
.monday

hahaa, sometimes what i do subconciously REALLY surprises me!
lol anyway, its been ANOTHER long week.
this time, i REALLY went for 4 trainings in a row okay.see, im sucha goodie guy.FUCK IT.training's getting mad!!
tuesday: majulah (length)
wednesday: majulah (breadth) + 20x40m
thursday: match with RI in the morn + trng in the afternoon (@!$&#@%&)
friday: majulah (breadth) + 20x50m
FUCKFUCKFUCK.if coach continues like this i might just explode and die subconciously.its DAMN GAY.hahaha but i scored 1 for the RI match, which is like a SUPER DUPER GREAT ACHIEVEMENT for a guy that seldom crosses his own half of the pool.hahaa!
gay.games with jc are GAY.yeah, even dota.still very gay.why jcs so gay.nuthead.training counter just restarted, its back to ZERO with FOUR more trngs to go for this week =XXXXX
BLEAH!
ohh but at least theres smth to look forward to- 12th december!(or 13th)
im taking off my BRACES.wheeee!
PWN the metal detectors.no more metal stuff in my mouth.hahaa WHEEEEE :))
oh i bought more protein powder today, thus im broke again.plus the arena warehse sale ytd.oh my fuck.im spending money like i chew gum.HOW?
HELL!
TRAINING COUNTDOWN: 11 (ELEVEN OMFG!FUCKFUCKFUCK)
geeeeeeeeeeeee.dammit.
lin diyou pls come back to training!tamade.
god bless me that i wudnt get sunburn again, and that my spf 65 and 35 sunblock(S) would freaking reflect/bounce/eatup/dissolve/dissociate/neutralise all the UV-A/B/C/D/E/F/G/H/I/J/K/L/M/N/O/P/Q/R/S/T/U/V/W/X/Y/Z rays.
and pray that i wudnt get skin cancer next time.and may chlorine not be such a sucker for sebum.

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2005-11-17
.thursday

fuck.A2 for english and IH.therefore msg = 1.29.
like wth.but nvm its still straight As right!
fuck la.i miss china.singapore's bloody hot.

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2005-10-20
.wednesday

OHH GAWD.
hahha wheee eoys are OVER.
dota is sick.damn gay la.everyday play lan damn waste money.
and the freaking new chinese format is gay as well.fucking compre passage itself so long.really got time to finish lar.except for ppl like wu ming yeung.no name then dun need to fill in name, so save time on that.tamade.
hahahaa ohhohhhohhh and im going china for like 3 weeekkks!chinky chink!
im gonna love it.we're gonna stay in the villages for 2 days, in those prc's hse for 1 week and boarding sch for 2 weeks.damn.dig holes to shit in village la.
oh yeah and bunking in with yip kang in boarding school.hahaha.funfunfun.kangaroo dance every night.

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2005-10-07
.friday

whee!
i can take off my braces in december!!!

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2005-10-06
.thursday

whoa!
2 OP this erm for bio!that translates to 4 marks less for eoys.so now i need like 72 for biology!thats like MUCH MORE REALISTIC!<3!
wheeee.tmr's oral defence.and my printer's printing invisible ink.CANT PRINT MY SCRIPT.omg, im going nuts.
no i cant go nuts.or chongxiuming will come eat me.then he'll walk into mingyeung's black forest.HAHAH!
cmon man relax :D

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2005-09-28
.wednesday

ohh someone puhh-liss help me.
look, im DEADED.
Marks needed for EOYS to get A1:
English: 71
Chinese: 72
Biology: 77
Humans : 86
OMG.my humanities is gone.no way i can get a1 now.my mrp's at 53 marks!even if we get full marks for OD, i wun even hit an A1.
damn.my hopes for 1.00 this year are DASHED.
im gonna go mug bio now...

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2005-09-24
.friday

wheehhooooo!
ITS CONFIRMED- EXEMPTION FOR MATH, PHYSICS AND CHEM due to my outstanding performance this year, which was beyond examination expectations.
therefore, ill be given an A1 automatically for these subjects.
HAH!OMG.THREEEEE SUBJECTS.
one more n i mite get bonded just like kevin kam.

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2005-09-16
.friday

darn.microsoft windows vista's coming out only in LATE 2006...
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT.ITS STILL SO LONGLONG AWAY.
and i wudve to update my com if i were to get one at e end of this yr.retarded ):
heheh.anyhow, i think ill most likely be exempted for math, chem and physics!WHEEEEEE!3 subjects leh!tts like the bestest best achievement ive got thus far in hc.my onli other exemption was for math in sec 1! ((:
but still, no exemption for chinese.
avg: 74.33333333333333333333333%
heh.even mingwei's got 79 and hes not exempted.haha.tough luck for him.
nvm im so screwed.bio test + geog test next week.how so very nice. -.-""
well duh, it SUCKS.

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2005-09-05
.monday

OMGOMG!
ive maxed out all my ACE except for english.wheee!!! :))
haha.english onli has a pathetic 9.i dunno wat else to do now.book reviews?portfolios or wat???

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2005-09-02
.friday

lol.
MSG:2.14
damn xian leh.but at least i din do as badly as i predicted (2.7).so, its still gd news.yeah.b4 for physics, pulled me down by so much.
but nvm, i got A1 for the other test, so im still balanced.

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2005-08-28
.sunday

ok.chem test on tues.i hope i dun die.coz if i do, i mite lose my precious exemption.so i shall mug for a while.
andandand, lol i tink i love my golf lessons in the mornings now.hahah.yeahh and i got this blister have i changed to a firmer grip.how great. and CHONG XIU MING, YOU CRASHED MY MP3!and my hp's in trouble agn, after i dropped it at douglas house.the whole keypad's gong.
after tuesday the world would be a better place to live in...

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2005-08-22
.monday

gahh, life's like, incomplete.
there're so many things in life that i dun have, but still there're some which im lucky to have.
i think ive somehow, lost my attitude, and im god damn lost.
bleah.fine, im crapping.but i dun feel like talking anyway.

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2005-08-16
.tuesday

YES!
55/60 for chinese class test!xu rocks lol.but still...bleah.
but then, B4 for english compo.haha but its okay la.i forgot the structure and messed up my information, so well, its reasonable.
and yeah, getting back chem test tmr.hope its an A1...at least 76%...

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2005-08-15
.monday

heh.longg day.and im SICK again.like 2nd time in 1 month.bleah.
anw, 75.5% for chi compo.yepp.and lol debate was fun!talk until they cannot talk.haha, and the match today, omg, penalty shootout.so intense man.but in the end we were joint winners.oh yah and proj day.BLEAH.got a measly B+ la!damn sad leh.dammit dammit dammit.wasted 6 hours on webpage and still got a semi final grade...

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2005-08-12
.friday

heh.37/40 for math.no full marks.
how did they manage to deduct 3 marks...
and its so embarrassing to lose to zhihong.HAH.but nevermind, cos i still win clement, wenyuan and chenfeng.whee.
nvm.im screwed.got screwed for e match today.i juz realised i lost all my stamina.GONE.cant even play for a quarter la.screwed for 2 mis-passes.SERIOUS MIS-PASSING.aiya #%*#^%* la.anyway, i also dunno wat i can do bout it.but the thought of having to play at least 2 quarters next year isnt a great idea.yeahh.

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2005-08-06
.saturday

lol.math was free frag.
full marks pls!
outram match also free frag lol.

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2005-08-02
.tuesday

acutally rite, nothing much to blog about.this is da last leg till exemption.if i juz pia ACE abit for this 2 weeks, then get exemption, IT'LL ALL BE WORTH IT.but juz cant get myself to pia -.-
hah.anw, i got 84% for the english compre, WHEE!and 5 FULL ACE for the self study topic, WHEE!and 11/12 for physics SPA, WHEE!
okay.and i shall rmb never to eat anything SPICY before playing polo, coz the feeling sucks.

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2005-07-23
.saturday

whee!35/40 for math!yepp.
oh yeah and yueteng got 5 stiches for a cut he got while at training.dunno wat happened.u see kevin kow fall into the pool wheere yueteng has clipping zhihong.then he came up and still didnt realise that there was ALOT of blood on his cheeks.yikes.5 stiches.cant imagine that.ouchh.
yeah and went to j8 today.nth much also la.

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2005-07-20
.wednesday

AHH!MRP still not done yet.left one third.must pia finish by friday or latest saturday.then after that im turning on mugging mode on chemistry and social studies.
but hey!mrs teng said our class got 18 ppl get A1 after she modified the paper.so the analysis was like everyone add 10 marks to their score lol?and michael gt full marks.wth.zero to hero.plsplspls, hope i can manage an A1?
yeah.and hc got double champs for track again.A boys and A gals didnt make it.2nd and 3rd respectively.but not bad liao la!wheee.cmon cancel everything including ep3.ill love the school 4eva.

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2005-07-19
.tuesday

wa lao.this time math test was totally crazy.damn hard la.its not even near the standard of the assignments teng gave.so i declare myself to be in dead shit.but still, i hope for 28/30.HOPE keeps me alive.
yeah then after that went kap to remorse.yeah rite.after chenfeng came we were remorsing over his condition and everyoone was queuing up to insult him before getting whacked.
but still, im in dead shit.but my ying yong wen was 16/20 and my chi compo was 55/70.whee~
*but my math is still dead...*

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2005-07-18
.monday

god.guess wat.i found my dental wax, stuffed it up on the fluorescent tube of the desk lamp.then half of that thing melted into GOO.and it stuck on my hand while i got it down.and when i tried to wash it off, i realised that wax was waterproof...
wth.

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2005-07-17
.sunday

lol.went to borders at 7 yesterday to get harry potter.and im still not finished with it.wtf.then aft that went back to sch for chinese test.heh.no inspiration again.didnt do quite well i guess.
yeah.im done with slightly more than half of the book onli.and there werent any golf lessons this morning but still i was dragged out of bed at 815- to play golf.wth!yeah but anw it wasnt that bad.

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2005-07-12
.tuesday

YES!i was right!competitive butterfly requires less energy to swim than competitive breaststroke!yeah, but i think its onli for 50m in my case -.-"
lame.haha.tmr's chi paper 1 common test and im dead shit.

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2005-07-08
.friday

war of e worlds today.great.im going mad.heh.no training today.went toa payoh pool today and b boys had walk over agn aft sports sch din turn up.but at least we "supported" c boys today.4x50 free.lame la.2 minutes.wonder if theyre in the finals.

__[`shout it out] | 8:41 p.m.
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2005-07-07
.thursday

ok lets see.today's lessons were slacky.tmr's the last day of week TWO!WHEEEEEE!darn, my ACE...diediedie.
anw left at 1250.xu didnt come today.how sad la.then went to support the swimming heats.dammit la still dun understand why no 50 fly.but anw im way off the timing.i did 34 plus seconds that day.lol.even slower than last yr.willis damn meng la, 30s.yeah but in the end, our relay event was canceled for some reason.so, we went there to slack, nt support.but oh wells.at least missed the english lessons.lol heard everyone gt scolded for the NGIA NGIA thing!ROFL.luckily i wasnt there.otherwise i wudve been the first to be scolded la.dunno this 2 terms gt scolded how many times liao.throwing the eraser was one.waving the poster behind her back was another.then chewing gum.lol.damn unlucky.but WHO CARES ANYWAY?
and i gt boob attacked by dew at toa payoh pool today.dammit.he almost sprained my ankle.
thenthenthen me, clement, chenfeng, zhihong and wenyuan went to watch fantastic four.lol clement n wenyuan were both erh hmm when the show started -.-""
then clement started thinking abt rocks and all the stuff abt that ben guy.and i juz realised that fire guy resembles wenyuan 99.99999%.
then aft the show, clement:
(i)Sprayed water on ppl
(ii)kept ogling at gals
(iii)still ogling at a gal (from another bus)
(iv)still ogling at gals (who juz came up the bus)!
yeah u can ask chenfeng coz this time he saw it.and if fang tries to lie agn, his nose's gonna get longer!

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2005-07-06
.wed

gahh.finally done with bio test.CARELESS MISTAKES AGAIN.bakero.lol.bake oreo.
bla.and wenyuan was supposed to do mrp at my hse.then he started to do that strength finder thing for more than an hour.hah.now i have nth to do agn.

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2005-07-03
.sunday

hey everyone.thanks for all the wishes today!haha.
yeah.went for golf lessons this morning again.gopal didnt come oz he went for a wedding reception or sumthing.yepp.but at least i hit a few good balls today.wheee.yeah.but i screwed up the challenge.haha.who cares.yeah and i almost lost my mp3.left it in the clubhouse changing room.luckily my brother told me that cleaner picked it up.phew.
yeah.my 2nd year with durian cakes n i still LOVE IT.damn nice la.hahas. and those escargot.i din noe they tasted that nice. and lastly, i muz thank my parents for my bday to fall on a weekend.otherwise i WUDVE BEEN BONDED.by ppl like weilun, huijie, kevinkam, wenyuan and some others.

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2005-07-02
.saturday

ok.ive seen this world for 14 years, 364 days, 22 hours, 3 minutes and 21 seconds.
lame.haha.went for dental this morning.and surprisingly, for the first time in the past 5 months, i didnt have to wait.whee.but anyhow, i was 5 minutes late.yeah.now my braces are light blue.woots.lets see how many colours i can last before i repeat using the same colour.
then after that, went to meet wenyuan at chenfeng's place.yeah.coz we were supposed to borrow his laptop.and amazingly, we managed to find a powerpoint outside the gym for the charger.wheee.if there wasnt one, i wouldve gone in and unplugged one of the treadmills.so tempting.haha.we're almost done redoing our literature review and questionnaire!wooooots.yehayeahyeah.this is so fun.

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2005-06-30
.thursday

30.8 for 50m free today.damn.still not 29 LEH!okokokok.
bio lessons today were fun. i pooured the whole bottle of calcium chloride into sodium algenate + yeast. the end product looked like beancurd to me. yeah.but anyway i managed to find a small bean shaped "bead" from those that i poured into the calcium chloride earlier on.so i brought it back to class.u could just kick that thing throw it eat it anything.just dun squash it.the yeast would just ooze out from there and tada!youre DEAD.
yeah.damn xian.have to redo mrp and wenyuan's not spending time on it.GAH!we're gna die someday.
and damn kevin kow.i bet he was the one who took my swimming stuff and put it on top of the cupboard.so i didnt bring it down to the pool.had to get the keys from general office and run all the way up, try to look for that bag, run down to return the keys and then go back to the pool.in all, cows arent beneficial at all except for the fact that they produced beef fillet and MILK.

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2005-06-26
.sunday

dew think's hes a pokemon.
boob attack = body slam.
shit.im gona get it next training.
gt up early again today coz its sunday morning, which means golf.haha.im just whacking the ball in anyway that i find isnt tiring.dammit.holding and swinging the metal stick feels tiring to me now.and i think gopal's cool.damn i wudve talked alot more if not that its sunday MORNING (slacking day) and it doesnt help that my brother is in the same class as i am.he's just gonna narrate everything i saw to my parents then ill get screwed.
lol, and after 10 days of more than 6 course meals (or more), i am surprised that im still less than 48 kg.high metabolism rate.cant blame me la.everyday see my dawg which is like damn cute.when u see cute things ur heartbeat speeds up.then ill feel like squeezing its cheeks but then again, i dont.coz its CRUELTY to ANIMALS and theres a society in mount dunno wat road preventing exactly just that.
school tmr.count the number of times i get screwed.the number might just get so great that ur counter would restart.

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2005-06-25
.saturday

you kicked my dawg.or i kick your dog.ahh anyway, so sad la.tmr's the last day of the holidays.my break is gona be ova.but anw, term 3 shall pass by very quickly.but still, the holidays are gonna be over.then i will have to be back in overdrive mode, which is darn tiring.heh.why cant life just be simple and everything is just perfect, instead of having everything so complicated.

__[`shout it out] | 10:05 p.m.
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2005-06-22
.guangzhou waterpolo trip

guangzhou ROCKS.wa lao we shudve stayed longer la.then id still be there today.woots :)
lol.brief summary...
Day one- took SQ 804 to guangzhou.clement kept talking to us about lost.the movie.yeah.lame diao.then some of us watched boudu for the first time.lol.coz we flipped thru the krisflyer catalog and it was the onli film with sexual content.lol.this is getting damn lame.yeah.then in guangzhou, we were introduced to the tourguide, kara (benjamin told me this is how u spell her name).then checked into furama hotel.bunk with zhihong.and guess wat?zhaoxiang's dad is the number 2 (2nd biggest in terms of power) there.that's wat the waitress said la. then after that we meng shopping.1st day onli lor.so tohzey and i juz went to the place and stock up food like mad.but we onli spent like 100 RMB on food although it was alr alot.we din manage to finish it anw.yeah.then he bought jeans and all those stuff which rounded up to 150?
Day two- went to ershatao for morning training.water damn cold, pool damn big.i tink the water was 22-27 degrees.then had our first match with the guangzhou youth team (i think)in the afternoon.they were DAMN good.swim damn fast and shoot damn well.trash me in swimming la.i spent my time chasing them up and down.
Day three- played two matches against the same team at ershatao again.damn.the water was realli freaking cold la.can get frostbite.we didnt feel like playing coz the water was cold, not that the opponent was quite gd.the second game wasnt realli good.we got scolded coz coach said we were like still half slping.ok lor.but then the third match in the afternoon was played the best out of the three.yeah.
Day four- *forgot, wrote it on another piece of paper* i tink we went to macau.yeah.then played against the women's team.and everyone's still fantasizing about the few chiobus lol.esp zhihong...fantasizing about the gal in black wearing cap 11.
Day five- travelled around macau with the gay tourguide lol.everyone thinks hes gay.when we take pics, instead of cheese, the in thing is to say "gay".yeah.went to some museum then went to zhuhai in the afternoon.WATER THEME PARK.i tell u la.we are mad.climb up and slide down on that piece of dunno wat.keep racing down la.those crap about 1st place 4 points second place 3 points 3rd place 2 points last place 1 point.lol.damn fun.then like one third of the team went up the vertical thing.the vertical slide.almost vertical.i tink 10 degrees la.and its fucking long.all the way straight down.all the sec 4s and sec 3s went other than sean, wenzhe, yipkang and clement, who were ham ji.lol.even the sec 2s went la.and the sec 1s also (other than the sith lord daryl).fuck la.that thing was the scariest shit.i muz thank dew.coz if nt for him i wudnt have taken that thing.it was realli fucking scary.i look down then feel like dying.ALMOST VERTICAL.so one by one we all went down.all our swimming trunks became thongs (yeah thongs coz of the impact when we reach the ground) and our asses were stuffed full of water.then later go lao sai.fucking scary.muz thank dew coz if he didnt go down and tempted me to go down as well, i wouldnt have gone down.get it? -.-
ok nvm.tink i dun wanna blog too much.now a briefer summary.the best day was at shunde.after a good match, me, zhihong, clement, samuel and mingchong went for the best massage ever.clement's massager was talking about sex, rape and everything u can think of.ok, mine also.anw, it was damn funny la.shant talk too much.the best 1 hour in china lol.yeah.sad to be home.i wanna stay there for a longer time la.dammit.heh.

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2005-06-07
.tuesday

wat can i say.finished my chinese compo.left with another.then went to play pool with lester n huijie yesterday.damn shuang.i finally know how to do backspin.damn zai la when it works perfectly.i mean DUH.wat doesnt when it works perfectly.hahah.but pool's still fun.so we played for like 2 hours.then after that walked around plaza sing.damn sian la.nth to see.but i like asics shoes...
todayy.erm.woke up like 830?duno why.nowadays i cant slp in too late.coz cannot slp.then after that woke up, slack around for a while then went to bukit timah plaza with tohzey.to help him find contacts.yeah.to our horror, we realid the shops onli opened at 12.we wanted to play pool but that mr nice guy didnt let us play coz we were under 16.i think ppl nowadays would be very happy once they become 16.emancipation.anw, although the place WAS TOTALLY EMPTY (YES ALL 10+ pool tables), he still wouldnt let us play.wat an ass.anw, aft that we decided not to wait.so we went over to west mall.then zhihong got his contacts at spectacle hut.HE GOT TWO BOTTLES OF SALINE FREE.dammit.last time i buy also dun have.but anw i save more money than him.one eye onli.yeah, and time also, coz i onli need to wear for one eye.anw, he got his and we went to the toilet and spent abt 1 hour there.lol, 1 hour teaching him how to wear contacts and take it out.bleah.and the first case that we opened (his was mthly) was empty.yeah.so dumb.i think we probably droped it but it wasnt on nor in the sink.duno wat happened to it la.but i noe i cut my blurdy finger while trying to open that thing.damn sharp la.its damn pain now.PAIN.yeahyeahyeha.
then trning was uh, as usual i guess.uh my 50 free was 31 today.xian diao.and my fly's 35.haiz.slowslowslow.

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2005-06-05
.sunday

A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment. He trained a flea to jump upon giving her a verbal command ("Jump!").

In a first stage of experiment he removed flea's leg, told her to jump, and the flea jumped. So he wrote in his scientific notebook: "Upon removing one leg all flea organs function properly."

So, he removed the second leg, asked the flea to jump, she obeyed, so he wrote again: "Upon removing the second leg all flea organs function properly."

Thereafter he removed all the legs but one, the flea jumped when ordered, so he wrote again: "Upon removing the next leg all flea organs function properly."

Then he removed the last leg. Told flea to jump, and nothing happened. He did not want to take a chance, so he repeated the experiment several times, and the leg less flea never jumped. So he wrote the conclusion: "Upon removing the last leg the flea loses sense of hearing"

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2005-06-05
.sunday

woke up like 8 on a sunday morning.this is driving me mad.i see no reason in waking up at 8 oclock every sunday juz to go play golf.damn xian la.im sick and tired of balls.

but after that at least i got to play some pool for the first time in 6 mths?heh.but that cue feels like a golf club,which is #%#@%.

hah.now i have nothing to do.duno gonna dilly dally until when then decide to do my chinese compos.damn xian la.pick up my pen then feel like slping alr.write abt sun yat sen omfg.

buhbye.

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2005-06-04
.saturday

LOL.went to quheng's hse to do the ihc thing todae.finished it in half an hour.so we went westmall after that to watch hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.not really that impressive but that marvin was realli damn cute!

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2005-06-03
.friday

gosh.pain pain pain pain pain pain pain.AHHHHHHH.cant believe i stepped onto the plastic covers of the pool.u noe those they use to cover the drainage system around the perimeter of the pool.yeah that.ouch ouch ouch.DAMN PAIN.AHHH!
and i din noe bicultural talks were so boring.okay, nt that boring but still abit boring.yeah yeah yeah.wadeva.

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2005-06-01
.wednesday

fuk.cant believe im going to guangzhou.play polo like mad everyday for 10 days.omfg.diediedie.damn, other than mugging, i cant think of wat else to do tmr.gahh.guess i'll juz SLEEP.yesh.slping is sho fun, according to chenfeng.somehow he juz loves to slp.wah lao today coach kept talking to me and i 4got abt sunblock.now im burnt.

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2005-05-31
.tuesday

everyday eat, eat and eat.put on some weight, then go training, onli to lose it all lol.damn funny la.last time i was like 48 or 49, then after 1 week of training, im back to 46.5.damn, i think i have higher metabolism rate or sumthing.training today.pia everything, onli to find that i have no strength left for polo and relay ):
fuk la.should i go guangzhou and destress from all the mrp and smrp or shall i stay back to finish all my undone work?

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2005-05-30
.monday

went to queensway yesterday with quheng n huijie to get quheng's dunks.he bot the red/white one.tt indian whom pissed me off liike duno how many months ago didnt fail to piss quheng and huijie off as well lol.looks like hes gt some pissing skill.(NOTE: this msg is nt directed against indians and bears racism of no form.)
then aft that we cabbed to orchard and walked and walked around.nuts.i juz realised theres nth to do in orchard.then after that we juz went home yeah.and theres free coke there.yesterday.
today, again went to orchard.this time with lester -.- watched monster-in-law.damn guai lan la, everyone laughs like mad so i went laughing like mad also.nt becoz it was THAT funny.juz that everyone else was laughing and i coudlnt help laughing at other ppl laughing at those scenes.i still like the part abt the "motherfucker..." thing.lol.they censored off the fucker so jennifer lopez was like "motherff....".lol.damn funny la.
okay so after that juz walk n walk n walk all around the place.orchard is juz darn boring nowadays.
and talk about MRT.on both occasions, i stood all the way back for 17 stops.cool eh?cant believe it man.singaporeans' attitude towards a mrt seat.picture this: me n quheng standing and theres 3 empty seats behind us.not realli empty.the woman was getting ready to leave.but before she stood up, this fuking fat bitch squeezed through us and juz rushed to that damn plastic seat.stupid attitude.felt like kicking her balls.
and having to stand for a total of more than 34 stops over 2 days, i cant believe smrt's going on a price hike.wat a gd idea man.no change in service but we're gna pay a higher price.wat kinda word is this.i tink we should juz go back to the days about rickshaws and stuff.at least i get to sit.shit trning tmr.gahhh.

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2005-05-28
.saturday

okayy.had apmops today.guess wat, i went out, realised that 77 doesnt come back home as fast as 157, got off the bus after 2 stops in a different direction, ran all the way back to the previous bus stop, sweated like hell, boarded another 157, then RAN HOME.omfg, coz i was running late for that apmops thing.u can go mad running all the way from that bus stop and up that stupid slope.u can practically die from it.i mean, i sometimes dunno how BRAINS work.cant they cut a staircase thru some houses and link it up to somewhere near my hourse.it can cut down so much trouble of walking around so many houses then u see a vertical path up.this would benefit ppl more than building those useless shelters here, there and everywhere around the estate.then wat, got home, got my stuff, then ran all the way out to the bus stop again.then reached school, ran all the way to the stafroom.hows that?2.4?
blah.and i hate long sleeves and ties and black shoes.SO HOT (as in temperature).
what's the use of having so many things when u like none of them, and not having the thing u really want?

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2005-05-27
.friday

fuck la.msg 2.00 without MRP.with MRP its 2.25.damn la liao la.tink i at most 5th in class.GAHHHHHH.
English - 69 :(
Chinese - 75 :)
Math - 80-90 (forgt how much)
Physics - 80
Chem - 74 -.-!!!! (die also dun give me tt mark)
Biology - 65 (darn darn darn)
humans - 68
mrp - 63 (shit...)
MSG - 2.00000000000 (AHHHHHH!)

ACE:
English - 2
Math - 3
Chinese - 6
Physics - 0 (HE STILL HAVEN GIVE FOR LESSON PACKAGE!)
Chem - 3
Biology - 8 (WOOOTS)
Humans - 5

wa lao.muz pia math ace and physics ace and chem ace liao.so many things to do, but so little time...
then tmr still gt apmops.spent 8 bucks on that sch tie...
and 3B is 1st in aphelion!woooots.tower block next yr pls....
and i won blackie

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2005-05-24
.tuesday

fweee.my 50m free is now 29 sec.coach timed me during the relay.woooots.finally below 30.and yeah, probably i couldve done better if i wasnt sick today.bleah.ok reached one target for this yr alr.BELOW 30.
ok, physics test on thurs, math on fri.so stop bugging me.buhbye.

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2005-05-22
.sundae

whoa.六色彩虹 is not bad leh.damn funny.first time see the ad.the cartoon mv.and that voice.onli idiots dunno its ou de yang.but he chose to hide his face agn.damn sad.
ahh.the weather's damn sick agn.that humid feeling.sucks.cant it rain during the night and stay cloudy in the day.
anw, im seriously gona pia math n physics.
get 10 yr series tmr.
then mug.

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2005-05-20
.fridae

lol.i think i gt sunburnt during obs.scientifically, the UVB rays somehow reduced the production of collagen and elastin.this causes the bond between the skin cells to break (they are supposedly "glued" together) and therefore allowing the top layer of the skin to peel off.
wahh cool.im sucha mugger.i rmb i read it somewhere.hahha.
and my skin's peeling like fuck.and weird-ly, the new skin beneath it is exactly the same color.whoa cool.everyone else has a lighter toned skin beneath while mine is still that same old color.
but when i think of chenfeng...lol... and nokia still hasnt called to tell me whether the joystick has arrived.i cant believe it.after 4 weeks, there is no single joystick spare part in singapore...wow gd service man...made me learn how to use my phone the hard way without the joystick... today i finally had ONE FULL TRAINING.gawd.we swam 5200m and if u think its alot, think again.we did 6000+ last year and its increasing every year.juz pray that we dun reach 7000.coz ill explode and die.last time he made us do 1500m two times!damn tiring la.u spend like 30 minutes counting how many laps u have swam.actually today's not that bad alr.still better than tuesday's numerous butterflies.and i juz realised that my stamina sucks even though i can run 2.4.my butterfly onli can swim fast for 2 laps.after that juz lag behind and meet those HUGE waves created by other ppl.and we did 10x50 twice.once with hand paddles and once without.the one with the paddles was rather easier.juz slowly slowly stroke nicely.the other one was hell.realli need to pia.then aft that we did majulah.upwards onli.so 50m,100m,150m,200m.and omfg it was enough to kill.after that i din even feel like swimming during polo match.dammit.

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2005-05-19
.thursday

watched star wars?
and at least i noe MORE abt it now coz i knew nuts bout it before.anw i think yoda with that green light sabre somehow reminds me of chenfeng holding a black stick.nvm.
hope i wun die during training tmr coz it will be shit.

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2005-05-17
.tuesday

woooots.I GOT AN A1 FOR CHI COMPO TERM TEST!YESSSS!finally...
and this is the first time i got so high. 19/20 for 应用文 and 54/70 for 作文.which adds up to 73/90 which is like 81 marks?!WAHOOOOOOOOOO.yesyesyesyesyes.
okayy enough abt the compo.i got 79/100 for the chi class test.wooooots.another A1.yeahyeahyeahyeah.and 16/20 for my last 应用文 which i had to redo in 20 minutes.WOOOTS.
so probably i can get an A2 for chinese.or even A1?nehh, doubt its possible.i got B4 for that stupid 长文缩短 thx to weilun -.-"" couldve gt A2.damnit.
but who cares, A2 for chinese is alr very gd.and my english...
gawd, hope i can get A2 as well...but i doubt it's possible.probably my msg is realli 2.14 this term.omg, no more 1st in class...

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2005-05-16
.monday

shit.i din get A1 for chemistry and im damn sad.missed by half a mark la (37/50)!if i hadnt been careless...im filled with regrets now.that ionic equation cost me my msg...
but still, i got 34/50 for that uber duper hard english compre which i dunno wat they are trying to talk abt.and its actually quite high alr, considering that 7 ppl failed and our mean grade is 4.(something).wooots.at least i didnt fail!
and geography failed to pull up my ihc's C5 to give me an A2.i got 27/35.tts like 77.i needed 85 to get A2 overall for humanities- and i didnt get it.haiz.
so msg count agn:
English - B3 (tentative)
Chinese - A2 ("")
Maths - A1
Physics - A1
Chem - A2
Biology - B3
Humans - B3
MSG:2.14
now im even more scared.my msg is over 2!
im gna mug.at all costs, i must get that damn exemption for math, physics and chemistry.

MUST

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2005-05-15
.sundae

wooooooots.my mom bought me some creative mp3 player.and its in lime green.finally man, after like #%$*#% years.she said she would subsidize it if i teach my brother everything that he asks me abt.im so dead.back to primary school science?pri sch sci is damn hard la.i 4got everything abt mammals and all those stuff.
and my cousin's phone is now officially better than mine.im envious.

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2005-05-14
.obs

okay.lemme think abt summore things on obs.was damn tired yeterday.slept for 13 hours.
lets recount.i think me, ron, paul and minghan were damn pro.we lost like 14 of the 22 pegs tt went missing.thx to the rain, we lost 8.then when we slept in the forest, we couldnt even find the pegs that we dropped while tying them to the tent.
and paul ong actually sprayed insect repellant into his own eyes.simply amazing.
minghan keeps wearing his damn shoes into the tent, therefore resulting in the collection of sand and mud.
jackson is the most (adjective) person u can find in the face of this earth.when we did the tripod right, we were supposed to transfer the belay.so we were supposed to say things like "red belay off, white belay on" and "putting on white belay".jackson, instead, went saying "putting on silver belay..." and he couldnt continue coz we were alr laughing like mad.
thenthenthen, when he was the anchorman, he was supposed to hold on to xiayan, who was the belayer.but owing to his incredible stroke of creativity, he decided to hold onto me (rope manager).and again, we had to stop and pause for a while to laugh our hearts out.and when u see his face while he tries desperately to kayak with yaohui, u can juz capsize ur kayak and spend ur time laughing in the water.
lol and he challenged to beat me in next year's cross country.amazingly he got 13th even after his cross country trainings.damn zibei la.if i had those trainings i would have pwned him even more.
anyway, i think i would be missing obs, for all the fun we had, all the stupidity of some ppl, th gay look on someone's face and the ego of another person.everything added on to the fun factor and i will miss it

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2005-05-13
.obs

i feel so empty now.training resumes.sch resumes.and i dunno wat to do now.slack ard.
anw, obs was pretty fun, interesting, erm wadeva adjectives la.
Day ONE
Got to school carrying those heavy bags with an extra of everything in the packing list.yeah and somehow i modified the packing list by bringing insecticide rather than repellant coz repellant doesnt work as well.but i onli got to use it once coz it was such a big can that i CANT PACK IT INTO THE BACKPACK.anw, gt to school and slacked for like one hour before we got onto the bus to punggol (howeva u spell it).actually rite, i haven been to punggol before coz its like so far away and theres onli a few blocks of hdb estates there.dun understand why they need a mrt station.anw, after that reached that jetty and then waited for nearly another hour before getting onto the boat for ubin.
reached that camp 2 and found out that my watch was Cook.JAMES COOK.and our instructor was called cindy and theres this book that belonged to our watch called the cook book.funny name.but anw, she took all our student passes, handphones, money, wallet, food and everything.then started assigning ppl.lol.me and yiyuan were the food i/c.damn zai la.the onli gd thing abt the camp is that u wun starve.u get lotsa snacks and noodles and stuff.ok so we gt our food, did our store check and everything, settled down and then had lunch.wonderful lunch of biscuits and energy bars man.everyone ate until they were bloated and there was still food left.lol.they din wanna take digestie biscuits coz no one wanted to shit in that ulu area.ok then in the afternoon, we went to learn how to pitch those darn tents and then after that we went kayaking.whoa.i tink the capsize drill is the onli fun thang.we got to capsize twice coz i talked too much cock and cindy told us to capsize another time.like paul.damn zai la, the feeling was GREAT.eternal bliss.but then i wet my wet shoes ON THE FIRST DAY.and it remained wet for the remaining days.then after kayaking we went back to pitch our own tents.me, ron, minghan and paul were sharing one and we had to pitch our tents while some others cooked rice and food with the mess tins and pots.tried pitching, but we somehow forgot how to tie the knots.so in the end, we gave up and moved to use the tent cindy made while teaching us how to pitch the tents.but then i started getting damn sick and feverish.so din do anything for the while evening.juz went to get dinner of rice, baked beans and sausages and camped in the tent for dinner.then we got lectured abt caring for one another and blablabla when some ppl who were pitching their tents didnt get to eat enough food -.-
Day TWO
Fantastic feeling man.the tent was super HOT and imagine 4 ppl slping in that small tent.onli got enough space to lie down, with our spastic OBS waterbottles as pillows.so in the middle of the night, a puddle of water collected and we were wondering wat it was until we found out slping on waterbottles actually make them leak.but anyway, woke up full of sweat.all of us.
then in the morning had breakfast and then did trust fall and the "blade of grass" thing.then it started to rain and we did team initiative games instead.with Junko(sounds like junk...).so i kept calling yip kang kang-aroo.anw we were playing key punch (aka helmet smashing in numerical order) and traffic jam (4got wad its called -.-).then we spent the afternoon doing up our backpacks and packing stuff we need in.then by nightfall (after dinner), we were the last grp to set off for camp 1.so it was like carrying a big heavy rock in 80% darkness.then we walked to this part of a resevoir and trekked through this ulu trail before we reached the "campsite for tonight".wow.this was EVEN BETTER man.the floor was full of gravel and big rocks and soft sand.so we tried pegging in our pegs for the tent but it kept coming out.so we shifted the alr set up tent further down.down there, the sand was still SOFT.so we gave up.onli me and minghan were realli pitching the tents lor.paul and ron dunno do wat.anyway, we ended up not pegging the corners in.instead we tied the sides to piles of rocks and bricks.then we just went in to slp.great man.this time, it was still hot and there was a big piece of rock under my back.but anyway we still went to slp even though half the tent was on the verge of collapsing.all too lazy to get out and fix the thing.and then we SLEPT on WATERBOTTLES agn.and this time, water came out agn.so we had even more water in our tent.and it was darn hot.but who cared anyway.cindy and wilfred (junko instructor) were slping in some small building by the resevoir lol.wonder wwat they did.
Day THREE
Woke up at 0530.paul said that it was 0600.that f*****.hes always lying 52% of the time.me n minghan thought it was 0630 so we went to wake everyone up.i was like shouting "WAKE UP WAKE UP" at the tent "doors".and i onli knew paul sabo-ed us when they said shut up and that it was onli 0550.
anw ate some squashed bread for breakfast and then continued towards camp 1.there we did our rock climbing and high elements.and i coudlnt climb to the top of the damn wall in the multi purpose hall (MPH).could onli climb 10 panels.dammit la.the inclined part was damn hard.my fingers were like breaking la.but anyway, no one reached the 10th panel in my watch except me lol =)
then junko wanted to watch wilfred climb the "roofed" rock wall.which was the other one in the center.and if he climbed to the top, everyone had to do 20 chin ups each.yeah.but onli me and a few others did more than five -.-
then later on we went to do the tripod thing, which was the high elements la.nothing fascinating abt it except that we took so DAMN LONG.so aft that we had to rush to set up our tents by the beach and finally the 4 of us were not the last to picth our tents.wooots.then we had our dinner at the canteen.and that was wat residential ppl had been eating for the last few days.DARN.dun need to cook at all la.yeah then at night even btr.we had our best night in the tents man.we went to slp right and luckily we used ponchos as pillows rather than waterbottles.so we just went to slp and then after a few hours.POOF!our tents were blown down by the land breeze and it was raining like shit.so me and ron had to get our ponchos on and stood outside desperately trying to tie the twines back to the rocks and pegs, which was unsuccessful.and then water started flowing into the tents since the flysheets were gone.and in the end we went to the mph to slp for the rest of the night.and my other pair of shoes went wet.so now i have 2 wet shoes and no dry ones.and yeah, i had diahorrea.
Day FOUR
went for cross island expedition.sick shit.we kayaked like mad la.and the mangrove-i swear- was god damn smelly.and wilfred caught us throwing our wrappers into the mangrove swamp shit.had to pick it all up.disgusting.and we paddled through the whole thing in dunno how many hours.had to cross 2 roads.one was so full of mud.and we still had to get into the water to push the kayak across.luckily we din capsize man.then the other one was even crazier.had to carry it cross a railing.waste energy.then we continued to paddle like some mad yellow bananaas in the big blue(blue....?) sea.finished the whole thing in 8-9 hours.now everyone's having muscle aches.but sea expeditions are still way better than carlo's watch's land ex.lol.they trekked like mad la.and im sunburnt agn